maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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