we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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