Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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