Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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