If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
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