Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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