marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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