Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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