Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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