i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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