he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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