got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Less talking, more tequila
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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