i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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