Me too!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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