Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Two words: nipple clamps
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