yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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