we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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