Define "chronic" masturbator.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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