That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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