She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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