I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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