absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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