Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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