I hate your face
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
why is half of my head shaved?
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