At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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