Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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