none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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