So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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