i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
