It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
