Me. At least after what I've been through.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Randomize
