quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
The beer is more important than you right now.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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