used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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