so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
