I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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