after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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