Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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