i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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