There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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