I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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