Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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