I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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