It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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