I hate your face
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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