So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
They took my balls.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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