Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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