I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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