It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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