Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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