He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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