yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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