im drinking this country out of the recession.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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