You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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