i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
she told me i tasted like america
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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