I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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