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Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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