There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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