Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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