I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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