talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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